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Today my very thoughtful boyfriend brought me back a chocolate bar from the grocery store. I had been eating a mostly raw, vegan, sugar/booze/caffeine-free diet for a month, so I was really looking forward to the break from such extreme … Continue reading

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Whole30 Days 15-30

This is the final post documenting my Whole30. I know I previously posted on a weekly basis, but I got lazy and bored with the idea. It’s a miracle I’m writing this post right now. Anyway, here’s my experience with … Continue reading

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Whole 30 Week 1

Hi there, reader, I quit my job and moved to a new state a week or so ago and I presently have a lot of down time. As I’ve been struggling with a chronic case of fatigue and recurring eczema … Continue reading

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thoughts

forgiveness isn’t a pass it doesn’t mean you condone it’s just a willingness to step back release the ego  and lift the weight from your back freedom from the chains of the past  and a fresh start

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20s

If I devoted as much energy to my career as I did stupid, ambivalent men, I’d be a powerful millionaire by now. The worst part is, I don’t even think about the men I obsessed over. On the rare occasion … Continue reading

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We’re all crazy: A list to minimizing that

Hi there. Like most of my fellow humans, I’m a complete fucking neurotic. I’m prone to bouts of insecurity, self-loathing, social anxiety, nihilism, and depression. I’m aware of global warming, the reality of mass consumerism and the growing disparity between … Continue reading

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These days

Why is it so difficult to find another human that: 1. Is bangable 2. Shares a similar world view 3. Gets my humor 4. Wants to lay around & eat food sometimes 5. Wants to eat really healthy and exercise … Continue reading

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30 day fucking healthy fitness challenge

Are you fat and lazy? Well on your way? Feeling a little old? Worn down? Given up on love? Do my fucking 30 day health challenge. I made it up with the aid of red wine, the beginning of a … Continue reading

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Detox

I’ve come to the conclusion that we, as humans, are not quite unlike old-school video game characters. I’m saying this in the sense that we’re all born with, say, 10 bars of health. As time progresses, little things happen to … Continue reading

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Dating at 30

-feeling too ambivalent to move past date 1 -never looking forward to much -tinder/okcupid hell spiral -no chemistry with anyone available -biological clock ticking. Kids once written off as bratty look like precious gems -dudes in relationships vying for your … Continue reading

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